Check out this ad. It’s from a small New England newspaper, and reproduced word for word.
“Stud wanted for my canoe sized black lab. she is not papered however she is well on her way to being an exceptional hunting dog. If you have male, who loves to hunt and is canoe sized. please call for possible spring tie.”
Is this guy’s lab as big as a canoe, or small enough to fit in a canoe? I can’t figure it out.